I just made a neuroscience joke in an email to my psychology professor, referencing my forgetting to email him my paper topic last week, and how I hope this isn’t an indication of a sustained problem with my hippocampus.
What. A. Loser.
“ In this situation, the government has to choose between a duty to the health of its’people, and a duty to further the country’s economic interests by chilling your grandmother a glass a wine ”
Me.
I’m finishing a paper right now. I have all of the content done, and great, and intense, and all I need is a slight bit more length, so I’m smile and every shopping cart.. And I keep falling asleep typing, and having ridiculous sentences sneak into my other, pretty well verbalized sentences. Last time this happened to me (Thursday), it just kept making me mad so I kept deleting it, but this time, I’m saving some of the quotes off to the side because they’re just too good. Like “smile/shopping cart” earlier. Too great. Guess where I fell asleep here…notice that it’s not even ‘a class of but it’s “a glass a”
I saw five of my professors, present and past, at Carrboro’s farmer’s market this morning.
And got some deeeelicious fresh mozzarella, spinach, and tomatoes to make some deeeeelicious gnocci for dinner tonight.
“ What are men to rocks and mountains? ”
Jane Austen
Gmail Autopilot: Sample Responsel
“Gmail Autopilot: the easiest email could possibly be!”
For a solid couple of seconds, Google had me good. Yes, the idea was ridiculous, but if anyone could come up with thiis technology and have a userbase willing to try it, it would be gmail.
From the “Google terms” page:
Welcome to Gmail’s April Fool’s Day joke
As you may have guessed, Gmail AutopilotTM is not a real feature of Gmail. No, we don’t plan to scan every one of your incoming messages and automatically send the perfect reply.
So, now that you know, send the joke to a friend you think will fall for it!
When I am reading something on a website, and look around for where I can “star” it to remind myself of later importance or certain significance, and then realize that not everything is as incredible as gmail, it makes me sad.
The Gatekeeper: Rahm Emanuel
This article is a good read. Oh, Rahm.I noticed that over his left shoulder, on the credenza behind him, was an official-looking name plate, which he said was a birthday present from his two brothers. It read, “Undersecretary for Go Fuck Yourself.”
Went to my first baseball game of the year, today. The weather was beautiful, the crowd was lively, the Tar Heels had some really great plays….it was such a perfect afternoon. I love baseball, and I’m glad to have Boshamer Stadium rebuilt and open this year. I hated not having any home games last year. The stadium itself is beautiful. I can’t wait to go to nearly every game.
One day*, I will get a couple of friends together and we will conquer the Vermonster.
That is all.
*soonish.
